One day there was two children playing doctor. A girl and a boy. The boy liftes his shirt and points at his nipples and said "I've got two of these, how about you?" So the little girl opened her blouse and showed him her nipples. So the boy showed her his belly button. And the girl showed him hers. The little boy now getting upset, pulls dowm his drawers and points at his penis. The little girl pulled up her skirt and pushed her underwear to the side, but she searched and searched see couldn't find it. The little boy taunted her for about 5 minutes, then the girl ran home. Soon enough she returned to the boy's house and said " My mommy told me when I'm 15 years old, I could have has much of those as I want!"
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