The Irish man opens the door to the doctors office and says in a stiff Irish accent
"Oh doctor, I haven't been feeling myself lately. My backs been killing me"
The doctor then asks the man to bend over as he whips the cuff of his surgical gloves against his wrist. He then reaches into the Irish man rectum and says with a surprised expression.
"Well, looks like I found your problem, you had twenty £50 notes up there!"
The Irish man who seemed to be unphased by the news and said.
"No, no the pain is still there."
The doctor then went on to pull out a check for £1989.
"Nope, but it's easing up!" panted the man.
Finally the doctor pulled out a ten pound note. The Irish man let out a sigh of relief. The doctor asked.
"Is that it?"
"Oh yes!" said the man
"I knew I wasn't feeling too grand"
(apologies for any grammar errors)
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