Professor Granger addressed his class: "If there are any dumbbells in the
room, please stand up."
After a long pause, a lone freshman stood.
"And why do you consider yourself a dumbbell?" asked the professor.
"Well, I don't, sir. But I hate to see you standing all by yourself."
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