Teacher: Johnny! The word is urinate. Once you can use urinate in a sentence, you my go to the bathroom
So time later....
Johnny: I thought of one
Teacher: Yes Johnny
Johnny: Urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!
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