a mother went into the Centrelink (welfare) office to discuss receiving benefits. during the interview she was asked about her children.
interviewer: how many children do you have?
mother: 7, all boys
interviewer: wow, thats alot. what are their names?
mother: well they are all named Dave
interviewer: all of them? what do you do to call them for dinner? or to get them to school?
mother: well I just call out "Dave, it's time for dinner" and they all come running, same for school, "Dave! time for school" and they all get ready and go.
interviewer: well that does make it easier. what do you do if you just want a certain one of them?
mother: easy, I just use their last name.
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