Duke!

A young man goes to pick up his date. When he gets to the door she's not ready and her father invites him in. He takes a seat on a big chair in the living room and begins to talk to her father. Within a few minutes, he realizes that he has to let go a really big fart. The pressure continues to build.


Then the family dog comes over and curls up directly under his chair. The young man has an idea, "I'll fart and let the dog take the blame."


As he's talking to his girlfriend's father, he lets a big fart rip. The father exclaims, "Duke!"


The young man Is psyched that his ploy worked. He continues to talk. Another fart builds up, and again he lets one loose.


"Duke!" The father says again.


Again the young man is psyched that his plan is working. Within a few more minutes he lets another fart go. Again, the father says, "Duke!"


At this point the young man realizes that his plan is foolproof. He lets another fart go. "Duke!" Another one blasts. "Duke!"


Finally he lets rip a really wet sounding fart. The girl's father says loudly, "Duke! What are you going to do? Wait till he shits on you?"