She pops out of the car and holding her face says: what ever am I going to do? Just then she notices a golden lamp on the ground near the dog and gives it a rub. The genie jump out and says thanks for freeing me! You get one free wish. She says- ok, I want this dog to be back alive! The genie looks at the dogs smashed head under her tire and says— Whew, that dog is too far gone to save. Do you have another wish? Hillary clinton says: Hmm, how about you make me beautiful? The genie turns and glares at hilary in disgust for a moment. Then he says: Well.. how about we take another look at that dog.
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