A drunk is stumbling home after another night of debauchery when he comes across the local aquarium. Intoxicated enough to not realize it was supposed to be closed, he walks in the accidentally-unlocked door and starts marveling at the fish and other marine life.
After a while, his couple dozen beers start to catch up with him and he begins relieving himself... right into the beluga habitat. At this moment, the patrolling security guard shows up and goes ballistic.
"How did you get in here? And what the hell do you think you're doing?! You're pissing all over the whales!"
The drunk slurs, "Hey man, I'm drunk! And besides, it's not like I did it on porpoise!"
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