A woman walks into a bar with a newt on her shoulder.
The barman says, "You've got a newt on your shoulder, love. What do you call him?"
The lady replies, "His name is Tiny"
The barman replies, "Why Tiny?"
The woman replies, "Because he is my newt."
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