Here's a joke

Everyone's having fun at a dinner party, there's fried onion crisps, chips and dip, chocolate pudding, chocolate cake I'm talking a fucking brick of it. There's plenty of party games, people are about to make a toast. It's a particular social club that consists of fairly average and decent human beings.

Nobody invited their next guest. He's slobbery and tar-brained, foul in breath, foul in mind, he's shambling down the halls, associating colors with generic pills like a madman. He claws at the walls on the way in, spins into the main area, body odor and fluids fly about. He takes off his pants and shits directly into the chocolate cake. A person screams and faints at the sight. He starts plugging his butthole with pudding and fucking it over and over again, shouting nonsense and blathering about directions and polling. His wild eyed expression grows frantic as he slobbers on his own dick, ejaculating on the chips and sweating on the food and drink like he was a fresh-squeezed sponge. His begins terrorizing the disgusted, fleeing guests, shlong flapping in the breeze and yodelling the sounds of a deranged Tarzan impression. The racist, sexist, xenophobic trumpet of deranged language fires in every direction, his little grabby hands start moving around, he's a complete loose cannon and he's willing to tear anyone down with him.

Finally, someone grabs this deranged lunatic by the shoulders and starts shaking him back and forth. "What is WRONG with you?!" the party's host cries. "Do you have anything to say for yourself?!"

The creepy little man's eyes narrow and he takes a handful of his own shit and eats it. Smearing his own fecal matter all over his teeth, rubbing it into the corners of his eyes. Shit, shit, shit. His pus leaks out and the sight is more gruesome than a Ren & Stimpy close-up. He finally belts out

**"I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!"**