AP and UPI reported today that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
The heightened alert status was precipitated by the recent fire which
destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling its military.
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