The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were in their first class on emotional extremes.
'Just to establish some parameters,' said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, 'what is the opposite of joy?'
'Sadness,' said the student.
'And the opposite of depression?' he asked of the young lady from Rice.
'Elation,' she said.
'And you, sir,' he said to the young man from Texas Agricultural, 'how about the opposite of woe?'
The Aggie replied, 'Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up.'
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