An eagle is circling at about 5,000 feet when he spies a field mouse down below him.
He dives down and eats the mouse.
After a little while, the mouse works his way out of the eagle's butt.
Proceeding to look around the mouse says, "Tail gunner to pilot...Tail gunner to pilot..."
The eagle says, "What do you want?"
The mouse asks, "How high up are we?"
The eagle thinks for a moment and then says, "Ohh, about 5,000 feet."
The mouse then replies, "You wouldn't be shittin' me now would ya??"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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