A dog looks at you and says, "this person feeds me, cleans up after me, and puts a roof over my head. He must be a GOD!"
A cat looks at you and says, "this person feeds me, cleans up after me, and puts a roof over my head. I must be a GOD!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.