A guy goes to the movies one day, and in the front row there's an old man. With him was his dog. It was a sad, funny kind of film. You know the type. In the sad part the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part the dog laughed his head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended the guy decides to go and speak to the man.
"That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen," he said. "Your dog really seemed to enjoy the film."
The man turned. "Yeah, it really is amazing, because he hated the book."
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