Once upon a time, a plane crashed inside a tropical islands little jungle. A dog, being the last passenger alive, decides to abandon the plane in hopes of finding a way out of the jungle.
While walking in the jungle, the dog notices a tiger behind it. The riger not knowing that the dog is aware of its presense decides to attack. The clever dog notices and says "Man Im so hungry! I wish there was a tiger nearby so I could kill and eat it."
The tiger hears the dogs monologue and decides to return to its cave nearby in fear that the dogs words might actually become true.
A monkey was sitting on a tree, and was spectating the whole scenery, meaning that it undertood the dogs trick, so it decides to go inside the tigers lair and tell it the truth in exchange for some free food.
The clever dog though, being aware of the monkeys presence, decides to follow it, resulting the dog to hear the monkey-tigers dialogue.
A few hours later the tiger rushes in the jungle in hopes of finding the dog. The tiger finds the clever dog (which was pretending that didnt see the tiger) and it was about to strike when the dog all of a sudden says
"Where the hell is this monkey?! I told it to bring me a tiger and it didnt lure in a single one!!!"
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