A dog is walking down the street.

Suddenly, another pooch appears out of the alley next to him. This dog is panting and looks terrified. The first dog barks.
"Hey man! Are you alright?"
The terrierified canine shouts.
"NO! I've been through a awful experience!"

"Tell me! Calm down and tell me whats happened!"
The pooch composes himself and begins.
"Well you see, me and some females were walking down the street over there. We were going to go through the trash behind the grocery store...When...The Dog Catcher attacked. He must have been following us, because suddenly we had to run for our live. This Catcher was fast. He followed us over fences, down alleys, into yards. HE WAS RELENTLESS."

"MY DOG! And somehow you lost him?!"

"Well, no..."

"SO THERE'S A DOG CATHER COMING THIS WAY?! We Must Run! Hurry! Getting me into this mess! RUN!" The first dog began to panic.

"NO! Its fine, he's not interested in me anymore."
"What? Why? You were running and you said he was relentless!"

"Yes but dog, you know bitches be tripping"