Three Nuns In Heaven
Three nuns die and go up to heaven. They are met at the pearly gates by St. Peter.
St. Peter congratulates the three ladies for the good work they have done on earth during their lifetime. However as a final test they must all answer one question before they can enter heaven.
To the first nun he asks Who was the first man?
She replies "Adam."
St. Peter allows her in.
To the second nun he asks "Who was the first woman?"
She replies "Eve."
St. Peter allows her in.
To the third nun he asks "What were the first words Eve said to Adam?"
She replies "Damn that's hard."
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Edited by Curtis
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