This Lady needed her bedroom painted. She called a painter to paint it for her. He came and painted it a beautiful color. She was so proud of it.
That night her husband came home, and she said, "Look honey, what a beautiful room." The husband, being tired, leaned his hand against the wall and told her how pretty it was, but the paint, still being wet, smeared a little. The lady was rather upset that he had smeared the wall.
The next day, the painter comes over to get paid, and the lady says, "Oh, you must come in and see where my husband put his hand last night."
The painter replied, "Sorry, I can't do that, lady, but I will split a beer with you."
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