Man and Woman are lying in bed and thinking:
Woman:
He is lying next to me. He doesn't hug me.
He is looking at the ceiling. Who knows what he is thinking about?
We are together for four years. That is too long for replacing me for some younger and more beautiful woman.
Well I gained some weight over last year...
He scowls.
Does he still love me? I am loosing him. I am sure he doesn't want me anymore...
Man:
There is a fly on the ceiling. How the fuck is it hanging there?
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