A patient returns to the doctors office for a consultation regarding his x-rays and biopsies.
The Doctor says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like first?"
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first."
The doctor says, "You've got terminal cancer and have at most 3 months to live."
The patient says, "Good God! What could possibly be the good news after that??"
The Doctor says, "Did you see the receptionist with the big tits? I've got a date with her tonight."
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