One of the city's top cardiac specialist died. At his funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge mockup of a heart made up of red flowers.When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a very loud fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next to him asked."This is a funeral, Buddy, why in the hell are you laughing?"Trying to hold his laughter for a moment, the man replied, "I was just thinking about my own funeral, I'm a gynecologist."
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