1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
3) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
4) My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
5) If you can remain calm while all others around you are losing their heads, maybe you just don't understand the problem.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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