Crazy Jokes

Crazy Jokes

Abc's


Once upon a time there was a kid in the 2nd gr...

YO MAMA


YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT
SHE ROLLED DOWN A ...

Little Johny


One day little johnny was sitting in his house...

Engineers and Lawyers


On a college field trip, four Engineering and ...

Jack the ripper


Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the...

Daddy's job


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

chapped lips


Did you hear about the girl who didn't wear un...

Knock Knock Joke


Will you know me tommorow? Will you next week?...

Hunchback


HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about th...

The Frog


A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

a cow


This right here is one of the best jokes ever....

Wacko Jacko


What's the difference between a polythene bag ...

Jokes from the mouths of geeks


These came from the mouths of geeks
and nerds...

ha i made a funny


Q: What did the lady at the beach say to Micha...

Murphy Laws of Computing


1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as...

Progemmers and Lightbulbs


Q: How many programmers dose it take to changr...

A young boy


A young boy was looking through the family alb...

Iowa Suckz


Three guys are riding horses.


1 Minnesota ma...

How to annoy your coworkers


A guy walks into a construction site, sets dow...

the silly kid


why did the silly boy stand on his head?


bec...

The nerds


Two rather nerdy engineering students were wal...

Have you ever wondered?


Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqu...

The snooker player


Q. Why did the snooker player go to the toilet...

Snoop Dogg


Why Did Snoop Dogg Carry an Umbrella????


Fo ...

Neutrons


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink....