Iowa Suckz

Three guys are riding horses.


1 Minnesota man, 1 Iowa man, and 1 Texas man.


Along the way the guy from texas takes out a bottle of wine, takes 1 sip throws it in the air, draws his pistol and shoots it.


The Iowa horseman asked, "Whatchya doin' that fer, thaz good stuff!?!"


The Texan replies, "Well we got plenty of that where I come from."


Later on the Iowa horseman takes out a bottle of whiskey, takes 1 sip, throws it in the air, draws his pistol and shoots it.


And the Minnesotan asked, "Why the hell'd you do that?!?! That's reeeeaaaalll good stuff!"


And the Iowa guy replies, "Oh we got plenty of that where I come from."


So the Minnesotan takes out a can of beer, slams it, shoots the guy from Iowa, and the Texan asked, "Why in the name of the holy father did you do that!?!?!"


The minnesotan replied, "We got plenty of them where i come from!"


(This won't be as funny if you're not from the great state of Minnesota."