A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing over whose
profession was the oldest.
The doctor said, "Well, in the beginning, God created Eve out of
Adam and that was a surgical procedure."
The engineer said, "Yes, but God also created order out of chaos
and that was an engineering move."
And the lawyer replied, "Yes, but who created chaos?" (from
Rotarian Richard Anderson)
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