An say to her: I'm not the prettiest guy in this bar, nor the strongest and i'm a very humble man, but still, let's get out of here go to a place more private.
The woman looks at him and say: I only date guys who have 3 big houses 2 Porsches and a dick 30 cm long.
The guys looks at her and say with an angry tone: Well, I could sell 2 of my houses and live comfortably with 3 left, and would as well be okay selling my Ferrari and be left with my two cayenne's but no way in hell that i would cut 5 cm of my dick for you lady.
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