He goes to a brothel and asks the bouncer what he can get for $5.
The bouncer says you'll have to go see Irene out back.
So the guy goes to a little shed behind the brothel.
He sees Irene, takes a deep breath and asks her "can I get a blowjob, I have $5?" She says can't I have Pyorrhea, he says intercourse? Nope Gonorrhea. Anal sex? Sorry Diarrhea. Well what can I get then? She smiles with a toothless grin and says I have a glass eye I can take it out and you can screw my eye socket. He thinks for a second and says what the hell I'm as horny as all heck. So she takes it out and he goes at it, a couple of minutes later he finishes and gives her the $5, he says "That was awesome, can I come to see you again?
She says "Sure I'll keep an eye out for you."
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