A guy boarded a public bus an saw a really hot nun, he was eyeing her up and down through out the ride, thinking of ways to get in her pants. When she was getting off the bus the guy asked for her to come home with him. She said sorry I'm married to the house of god. Once she left the male bus driver turned to the man and says I know a way you can get the nun to have sex with you, she goes to the cemetery every night at midnight and prays.. If you dress up as god maybe she will have sex with you. The man thinks this is a fantastic idea and leaves the bus happily... Midnight comes and the man hides behind a tombstone dressed as Jesus. Sure enough the nun comes and starts to pray. The man jumps out and says have sex with me for I am Jesus. The nun hesitates then says ok but only anal because I'm married to the house of god. The man agrees and they have sex. Afterwards the man rips off his mask and says haha I am the man from the bus, the nun rips of her mask and says haha I'm the bus driver
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