So this little boy walks in on his parents having sex one night, and of course his parents stop and send him back to bed.
So the next day the dad says to his son "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So the little boy thinks for a moment, then looks at his dad and says "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
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