Dirk The Duck Hunter and the Cop

So Dirk, aka the WORLD'S BEST DUCK HUNTER decides to go on holiday to Australia.
He decided to travel to Melbourne, Australia for a week in the best city ever built. (trust me this is true statement - not a joke at all).

Anyways, he is in his room at the Hilton Hotel watching TV when the TV announcer states that DUCK HUNTING SEASON OPENS TODAY.

"Cor blimey!!", says Dirk to himself.
"Here is me, the numero uno Duck Hunter in the world...on hols in the best forking city this side of the Moon....and duck hunting season is on!!!"

So he goes down to Europcar Car Rentals and hires himself a car and a box trailer, then down to the Gun Shop to hire a gun and a box of bullets.....then off on his duck hunting travels he goes.

After a week of hunting he realises that his holiday time is almost at an end. "Time to head back to Melbourne, the best city on Earth", he says to himself......and he tarpaulins up the trailer and heads back towards the greatest city in the Solar System.

Anyways, as he is driving he hears a siren blaring, "Eeeeee.....orrrrrr...eeeeee...orrrrr.....eeeeeee...orrrrr", and a biker cop (you know.. the ones with the tight leather pants, wrap around sunglasses - poofters) pulls him over.

The cop says, "What you got in your trailer, mate?"
"Ah Mr Policeman, I have been duck hunting this past week, and all me ducks are in the trailer".
The cop replies, "You do know that you are not allowed to shoot ducks from Sydney, yeah?"
"Oh Mr. Policeman I know that, and I have not shot any ducks from Sydney."
The cop, being a diligent prick, says, "I tell you what. I'll test a few ducks out. If they are okay, you can go on."

With that the copper picks up a duck, licks his forefinger, and slides it into the arsehole of the duck. He then extracts his finger and sniffs it.... "Ah, this here is an Adelaide duck", he says.

He picks up another duck, licks his forefinger and slides it into the ducks arsehole. He then extracts his finger and sniffs it....."Ah, this here is a Darwin duck. Mate, you are looking good. I will test one more duck, and if it tests good you can go".

So the cop picks up another duck, licks his forefinger and slides it into the ducks arsehole. He then extracts his finger and sniffs it....has a concerned look on his face.....and sniffs his finger again....
"'Ere mate..this here is a Sydney duck!!!" Where are you from??"

To which Dirk turns around, pulls his pants down, parts his arse cheeks and says, "You're such a smart arse.....you tell me!!"