Different strokes for different folks.

Three guys are teeing up on the first tee, an engineer, a scientist and a businessman, when suddenly a perfect 10 of a woman walks up and is waiting for them.

The businessman looks over and sees and invites her over. She declines. He insists. This goes back and forth until it's obvious he won't take a hint.

She says, "look. Every time I play golf with men then try to give me advice on every shot. It drives me nuts!"

"Well I promise we won't do that. Come on! It'll be fun."

"Ok, fine. But one piece of advice and I walk."

"Fair enough."

So they play. By the 6th hole she realizes she's playing well. By the 9th she starts to get excited. By the 15th she realizes she's about to beat her personal best. Then the 18th: it's a part 3, 225 yards, not too tough. If she makes large she beat her best by one hole!

So she's in the mix with the guys. Visibly excited for her game. First drive went 180 yards. Second was another 40 to the tee! 15 feet and she got her best score!

So she's excited. She says the the guys, "you guys have been amazing. You treated me like one of the guys. This is the best game of my life. Maybe even the best day! If I sink this put I'll beat by personal best by a single shot!"

"Here's your chance, guys. Whoever gives me the best advice on this one gets a blow job behind the clubhouse."

The scientist says, "this one's easy. Take your club about 18" back, swing through the ball and aim 6 inches to the right of the pin. It'll go right in!"

The engineer says, "no, no, no! You have to worry about ball speed. Do what he said but flow through with the putter about 12 inches and it'll fall right in!"

The businessman says, "that's a gimme."

Moral of the story: different realities for different people.