Learning Golf

A man was trying to teach his wife how to play golf. While she
was playing, she did a horrible slice and the ball crashed into
a nearby house's window and also broke a vase.


"CRAP!" The womman said. They went over to pay for any damages,
and when they got there they saw a half-naked man wearing a
turban.


The strange man exclaimed that he was a genie and the vase they
broke freed him, and would give them two wishes and would keep
the last wish for himself.


They talked a while and asked for a mansion. The genie said,
"When you return you shall have a house so huge nothing could
come close in comparison to it." For the second wish, they asked
to both (sometime in their life) be in the PGA tour and win. The
genie repied, "You will not only win but will also hold an
outstanding new record."


Now this was a very horny genie, so for his third wish he wished
to fuck the man's wife. They thought it over and decided it was
fair, so the genie fucks her every way in the book.


Afterwards the woman asked the genie what it felt like trapped
in a vase all those years, and the genie replyed. "You still
believe in that genie shit?"