A student said to his instructor, "Can you give me a simple example
illustrating Einstein's theory of relativity?"
"Yes. Say, you've put your nose into my ass. Now you say, 'I've nose in the
ass,' and I say 'I've a nose in the ass.' The expression is the same, but the
sensations are quite different!"
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