"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get a girl into bed?"

... I asked my date.

"Really?" she asked. "What's the first?"

"A big fuck off knife!" I replied.

"Ha-ha, you're funny," she said.

- "Well done, you've made a sensible choice."

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