1. It beats being an American.
2. You don't have to leave home to taste authentic French cuisine.
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, OUTDOORS.
4. Can travel anywhere with a Canadian passport.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise. 7. Liberal is not a dirty word.
8. The CBC
9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
10. If you are BORING!!
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