...walks into an old-west town. All the town-folk beg the sheriff to save them from this mangy desperado.
Well, the Sheriff nervously approaches the varmint and says, "Three-legged dog, we don't want no trouble."
The three legged dog squints at the sheriff, cocks his head to the side and replies, "I'm not looking' for trouble, Sheriff. I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
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