I know I haven't known you for a very long time and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I need it very badly.
I haven't had it for a long time and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me, no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think I have a lot of nerve, but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until it's very dry.
It has been on my mind all day and I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore...
Do you have a piece of gum?
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by BreeBrown
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