A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores
of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast
Guard.
"I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year
old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.
"I like to hear you say that," beamed the mother. "Always remember that God is
in his heaven watching over us."
"Oh, I wasn't talking about that God," the five year old interrupted.
"I was talking about the COAST God."
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