An Englishman and a Frenchman are discussing the Channel Tunnel.
The Frenchman is saying how wonderful it is that this co-operative
venture is taking place, and that he never expected the English to go
to such trouble to be united to the mainland of Europe.
"Oh that's nothing," says the Englishman, "You should have seen the
trouble we had digging the Channel in the first place!"
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