Starting from bottom to top, a short explanation of each body parts uses
1. Toe-Object used for balance(do blondes and drunks have toes? Food for thought)
2. Foot-Place in mouth after saying something stupid
3. Shin-Object used for finding furniture in the dark.
4. Pelvic area-pretty self explanatory
5. stomache- stom ACHE... coincidence? I think not.
6. Chest-What I like to talk to.
7.Fingers-Keep away from car doors.
9.Hands...
10. Elbow-I learned to dance after hitting this
11. Shoulder- Common site of burns.
12. Mouth- Place foot here(or other objects)
13. Brain- If you have one you noticed there is no eight.
14.1/2 brain-If you check for it.
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