Two priests are putting a sign...

... on which says "The end is near! Turn around until it's too late!".

The next moment a car storms right pass them and a man inside a car yells: "Leave people alone, you fucking religion fanatics!".

In the next moment you can hear screeching of wheels and then a strong bang.

One priest turns around to the other and says: "Don't you think, maybe we should just shorten it down and write "Bridge is down!"."

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