A young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.
"Doctor," she explained, "This baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."
The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's breasts.
Next, he unbuttoned her blouse, removed her bra and began powerfully sucking on one of her nipples.
"Young lady," he finally announced, "No wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!"
"Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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