Death Wish

A banana, cucumber and a dick are all sitting around depressed. They have had enough of life and decide they are going to end it all. Since they dont have the balls to do it themselves they decide to go to a judge to grant a doctor to do it for them.

So in court the judge starts with the banana and asks why he wants to die surely life cant be too bad. The banana replies "i cant take it people just want to peel my skin and eat me or put me in a blender to make me a smoothie. I cant take the stress and just wabt to die please!" The judge agrees and grants him death.

The judge moves on to the cucumber and asks why his life is so bad that he wants to end it. "Your honor all people ever want to do to me is cut me up, make me bath in ranch dressing and eat me. I cant take i want to die you honor". The judge agrees again and grants the cucumbers wish for death.

Then in comes the dick. The judge says theres no way his life could be as bad as the banana and the cucumber so it will be hard to convince him to let the dick die and asks him why. "Well first off your honor my neighbor is an asshole and people keep putting me in a dark hole and make me do push ups until i throw up"

The judge without hesitation grants his wish

Edit this was told to me by one of my Jordanian co-workers