One day, while visiting her and sitting by her bed, he sees her breasts rising and falling as she breathes. Seeing this gets him a little frisky, so her sees no harm in having a little feel.
So he reaches out, and give her right breast a little squeeze. As he does this, his wife lets out a slight moan. The man yells for the doctor, who rushes into the room.
"Doctor, she let out a moan!"
"That's great!" said the doc, "It's a good sign... do you know what was happening when she made the noise?"
"Well," the man responds, "I was actually just having a little squeeze of her right breast."
"Interesting," says the doc, "it must be the sexual stimulation. Try squeezing her left breast."
The man does as he is told, and she lets out a slightly louder moan.
"Amazing!" says the doc, "Ok, I think you need to take things up a level. I think you should engage in oral sex. I know it is an intimate activity, so I'll wait outside as you try."
The doc leaves the man to do his thing.
After a few minutes, the doc hears the wife flatline, and the man comes walking out of the room with his head down.
"What's going on?" said the doc.
"She died..." replied the man.
"What?!" said the doc, "What happened?!"
"Well," he replies... "she choked."
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