A man books a taxi for the airport.
The taxi arrives, the man loads his luggage and the taxi sets off.
Several minutes into the journey the man notices that the driver has taken a wrong turn.
He leans forward and taps the driver on the shoulder to correct him.
The driver gives out an almighty shriek and rolls the car into a ditch.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Trapped in the wreckage the man questioned the driver, "What the hell happened there mate?"
To which the injured driver replied, "I'm really sorry about that but I've been driving a herse for the last 26 years!"
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