At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being lifeless as a statue. That is absurd, Gore stoically stated. When elected, the people of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am. Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, Honey, you have a pigeon on your head.
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