A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look" she said. "What's your secret for a long and happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day." he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing." the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six." he said.
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