The Fuehrer goes to Austria

Austria, 1938. Hitler parades through his newly added territory. In every village he and his troops pass through, the townfolks are rejoicing and welcome them with flowers and cheers.
In one small village, a little girl approaches the Fuehrer's car and hands him with what appears to be a handfull of dirt. Irritated, Hitler asks the girl: "What the devil? This is dreck! Are you trying to mock me?"
Intimidated, the girl replies: "B...but everybody said that we will all be better off as soon as the Fuehrer bites the dust..."

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