A touching love story...

A touching love story...

WIFE:
What would you do if i die?
Will you marry again?

Husband:
No...how can I think of marrying?

Wife-
Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married

Husband:
...oh baby..you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...

Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...

Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you

Wife:
Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?

Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.

Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: no...
its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..

Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband:
No..how can I...
it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, never
her size is '7', and yours is 9

Wife:
--silence-

Husband:
'oh fuck'...


then none of them lived happily ever after.

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